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# Fuck me, Prescott in a dress is prettier than all members of Girls Aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Put together, shaved and repackaged
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I hope by repackaged you mean in those lovely wooden boxes we put people that can't be bothered to get up any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I meant in whatever containers we have handy that are heavy enough to sink very very deep
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Nah, then the fishies don't get a nibble
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# 'mechanically recovered meat fragments'
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That wonderful phrase: 'reformed ham'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# mmm
foamy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *froths*
Is your sig referring to Buncefield?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# no
I just happened to be working in HH on a contract when I signed up for B3ta
Buncefield was the year after although I was just 1/4 of a mile from there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, I just checked
Our HQ was in HH and they had to relocate to our teeeeeeeeeeeeny tiny office when it happened. I didn't think it was that long ago.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Buncefield wasn't 4 years ago, was it?
I'd been working here longer than a couple of months when it happened, at least a couple of years. I work in Tring, to explain, just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# 11 December 2005
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# The fuck!?
Christ, time moves quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# it gets quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Oh don't say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I am now imagining Girls Aloud taking Prescott up on his offer of letting them writhe all over him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Well they've got to do something for lip gloss and lambrini money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hold on...
you mean the ginger one right?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# The ginger one?
www.virginmedia.com/images/nicola-gabook-gal-300.jpg

You mean Priscilla, Queen of the Hair Dye? Trannytits?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# She can't even smile without looking like she's trying to fart surrepticiously.
Nah. I think even if she was actually attractive to me and had a bit of meat on that 14 year old frame I still wouldn't. Just not my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hmmmm
needs less essex...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Aye!
blog.petegraham.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/girls-aloud.png

Priscilla Evans
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ginger = win
Her = no win, do not collect £200, you owe me £1440 for park lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Tim Minchin?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Right, that's it, you're one of mine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# like you'd slam the door in her face if she turned up on your doorstep one cold lonely night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:14, archived)