I imagine you to be some kind of cross between Sean Connery and Duncan Bannatyne
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58,
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I'm not sure what the other one looks like
but I have infinitely more hair that Sir Sean
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05,
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