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# Personally I'm thinking of setting up little masts that can pull along a heated razor wire rather than having to go to the bother of actually cutting the thing myself.
It would also double up as excellent burgular protection too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# for protecting burgulars?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Yes. It's for their own good.
They don't really need shins anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# im installing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXgsCPFhSgc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# yes
the only good part of that film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# indeed,shit film,as are most movies that are based on games
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# "No officer, I don't know why this man was found in my front yard... with no feet... and the stumps cauterised...
maybe it was a gang attack?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# "May Doc Brown from back to the future hit the man at the precise moment he initiated a time jump,
thus superheating his shins clean off."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 21 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# looks self inflicted to me
My dad had a bench stolen from his garden. He went to the police and they gave him a list of some addresses near by where it was likely to be. They said if he spotted it to just go in and get it back and if he happened to spot the guy there, to just punch him in the face.

My dad was happy enough with this, but asked the policeman if he wouldn't end up in trouble himself for assault.

The policeman replied "Oh I don't think we'd investigate it very hard sir".

He went to one of the houses and indeed found his bench. Nobody was there though so he just took it home

early 90s true story.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# my freinds bike got robbed,so one night as my other freind was driving along past the police station,
he spotted a youngster on what looked like our freinds bike,to the dismay of the other drivers he stopped his car,took the bike off the little shitbag and put it in his boot,i hope it was the right bike.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, archived)