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# When Elton John's 'Nikita' came out,
12-year-old me didn't suspect for a minute it was about an un-re-contactable Russian rent boy.

The video seemed to make out that it was about some heartbreakingly beautiful Russian girl spy or something.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wBEA_PYnE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
# considering the lyrics were written by the unerringly straight Bernie Taupin
I find this statement questionable.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# actually, that's bollocks
according to wiki, it's about a border guard Elton fancied. Mr The Tramp wins again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I was about to do a ninja edit!
Border guard? yes.

Spy? no.

Taupin equally into Russian rent boys? priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# RUDE VILE PIGS!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Will no-one tell the poor girl he is of the gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 May 2009, 7:01, archived)