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# yes you missed this treat yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Look how lovely his legs are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Plus kilts are always begging to be snuffled under.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :D
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Agree with me or I'll have made myself look like a slag again.
Come on, quickly....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm agreeing, I'm agreeing :D
Just had myself in the position of the Kilt-wearer for a sec, there...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *ties her hair back and lowers her voice a bit*
Ooooh, my.... testicles. They are all... erm... bulbous.

You'd look hot as hell in a kilt, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# One day I'll give the kilt thing I go, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I reckon you'll look absolutely gorgeous. I always think you do, but even more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D Bless you :D
/Day now officially made
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *rubs beard* welcome, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# the only people I have seen in kilts close up are colleagues
and apart from the fact that I'm hetero anyway, I really didn't get that urge.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm getting one soon, I'm allowed to borrow a tartan.
Well, I'm allowed to borrow two, but Stewart's a bit boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Tried the Edinburgh Tattoo?
No permanent skin markings, but plenty of kilts...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# They wouldn't be safe.
Love myself a bit of Scottish brawn, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *ponders merits of Edinburgh b3tabash*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# urban myth

The bride was asked to pose for a funny photo with the best man (who was wearing a kilt) he lifted up the kilt and sat on her knee . The photographer got the funny pic and the bride had a lovely brown skidmark down the front of her white gown shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)