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# they're thieving in rhyme now, t'bastards

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# How rare :D
I would like the turtle pics please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# your wish is my command :)
That's a genuine Sun headline BTW, I only changed the pic

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Awesomeness :D

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Office LOL!

In other news: I am thinking of changing my name to Philippa

What would you change you name to if you could?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
#
Cillian! I choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'composed of the Greek elements philein (to love) and hippos (horse)'

You wrote that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It was not me...

although it does have all the elements of wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Delmontee von Jarfa-Cayke
probably
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha, more of this type of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ruth Kelly looks like a 19 year old pikey boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Oh, great, post this above me so that it looks like I have a thing for 19 year old pikey boys :)
(I don't! I don't!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You obviously do, though.
Never mind. DYER LIKE DAGS?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Oh well, I console myself with the thought that I don't particularly have a thing for asian girls
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# you do have a thing for 19 year old pikey boys...
you like dressing them up like ruth kelly....


i was going to do some rapid shoppage but she actually does just look like a 19 year old pikey boy no work needed
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ha! I like Hilary Benn's Military Hen :D
(but also, I know it's wrong - but Ruth Kelly..mmmm..like some kind of sexy hobbit..)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I'm lolling like a loonie at that
top work Cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha, there's some work gone into this :)
love ruth kelly's jellies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Woo!
The BBC like rhyming too...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yum. Where's Joliet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# yes you missed this treat yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Look how lovely his legs are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Plus kilts are always begging to be snuffled under.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# :D
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Agree with me or I'll have made myself look like a slag again.
Come on, quickly....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm agreeing, I'm agreeing :D
Just had myself in the position of the Kilt-wearer for a sec, there...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *ties her hair back and lowers her voice a bit*
Ooooh, my.... testicles. They are all... erm... bulbous.

You'd look hot as hell in a kilt, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# One day I'll give the kilt thing I go, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I reckon you'll look absolutely gorgeous. I always think you do, but even more so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# :D Bless you :D
/Day now officially made
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *rubs beard* welcome, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# the only people I have seen in kilts close up are colleagues
and apart from the fact that I'm hetero anyway, I really didn't get that urge.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm getting one soon, I'm allowed to borrow a tartan.
Well, I'm allowed to borrow two, but Stewart's a bit boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Tried the Edinburgh Tattoo?
No permanent skin markings, but plenty of kilts...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# They wouldn't be safe.
Love myself a bit of Scottish brawn, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *ponders merits of Edinburgh b3tabash*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# urban myth

The bride was asked to pose for a funny photo with the best man (who was wearing a kilt) he lifted up the kilt and sat on her knee . The photographer got the funny pic and the bride had a lovely brown skidmark down the front of her white gown shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You're off your chump you are
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# you're tempting me with teasy kilt men again :)
clicked this yesterday..it's woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know he is a bit of a plonker and everything, but I do love Nick Knowles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# He used to have it off with that Suzie off of the gadget show and motorbike racing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Suzy Perry?
Lucky cunt! She is hawt! As Paris Hilton would say....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# lucky cow
I'd do him....do him good!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# but military hens are a necessity!
very woo, C'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I'm confused and distracted by the word "moar"
is it a misspelling or am I missing something - like a word in my vocabulary?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Youz iz not lolcat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# but the rest isn't lolcat?
it's just lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# there is a kitty element
i think you'll find...and they is lolling too :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# its an archaic welsh word
with no direct translation - the nearest is " a subtle whiff of creosote coming from a well loamed leek garden"
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *all becomes clear*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# It's an acronym
Mike Oldfield's Anal Review.


*jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaah
I'm laughing because I'm imagining you doing jazz hands at your computer :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I actually did, just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
(Though, to be fair to him, Hilary Benn seems to be "beyond reproach" in this scandal -- credit where it's due!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# *office snort*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:21, archived)