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# Oh WiL!
Arf!

I have one of those Trampolines in the garden. I hate it because it has ruined my lovely lush lawn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# this
and I hate it cos the kids make so much noise in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# The most annoying thing about it is the fact that there are no kids
who live in this house. It is my nephews and he is rarely actually here the little ginger bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# solve both problems by removing the boingy bit one afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Or even better,
cut some hairline slits in it so that it breaks when they jump at its highest!

Mwahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Or even better.
Take them to Portugal and leave them there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# lol
Im not sure you would get the trampoline on the plane, it could be used as a weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I have a couple of kids who live next door and constantly
lean over the wall to talk to me when I am relaxing in the garden.

They went to Portugal on holiday over Easter.

Sadly they both came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# red sushi.....
mwahahahhahaa

*edit not sure that actually works looking back at it
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It was my first thought, but it's OK,
I'm getting therapy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
Glad to hear it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)