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# AHA!!

Sorry Rob... :$
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Oh WiL!
Arf!

I have one of those Trampolines in the garden. I hate it because it has ruined my lovely lush lawn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# this
and I hate it cos the kids make so much noise in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# The most annoying thing about it is the fact that there are no kids
who live in this house. It is my nephews and he is rarely actually here the little ginger bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# solve both problems by removing the boingy bit one afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Or even better,
cut some hairline slits in it so that it breaks when they jump at its highest!

Mwahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Or even better.
Take them to Portugal and leave them there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# lol
Im not sure you would get the trampoline on the plane, it could be used as a weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I have a couple of kids who live next door and constantly
lean over the wall to talk to me when I am relaxing in the garden.

They went to Portugal on holiday over Easter.

Sadly they both came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# red sushi.....
mwahahahhahaa

*edit not sure that actually works looking back at it
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It was my first thought, but it's OK,
I'm getting therapy...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
Glad to hear it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Rob and I have the exact same hair. Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# who gets it at weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I don't give him a good seeing to, if that's what you mean.
It'd be like shagging a hairy mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# It's not!
It's Terry Nutkins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# SHUSH YOU.
Fred Dineage reads the news now. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It sodding is!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Count the fingers!
COUNT THE FUCKING FINGERS MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I don't know how many fucking fingers he has.
Is it the same number as other fingers? You are just assuming that the other guy has not lost ant to aquatic mammmals too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahhaahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It's no joke
I've been on that trampoline

Rob filmed me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# In your little pants, crying?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I didn't have pants on
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Awwww, bubby *cuddles protectively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Has he still got the film?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# He told me it didn't come out properly
That's what he told me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# But that's why we took you to A&E wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Hahaha it's not rob!
Everytime they release a new photofit or artist's impression the more it looks like Terry Nutkins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Karen Matthews kidnapped Maddie
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:55, archived)