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# which I always felt was a little unfair
Heaven was mostly empty BC because to get in you have to believe in Jesus and before he was born people would have struggled to do that...
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# plus all egyptians were heathens anyway.
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# and greeks ... and don't get me started on the Romans
... I'm not sure where Jews and Muslims fit in in Christian Heaven... they probably don't which must piss them off what with having the same God and all... unless Heaven is sectioned out into denominational Zones like a Disney Land...
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# the monorail in heaven must be fucking plush
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# do you think there is a priority-pass system in operation?
(, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:50, archived)