or we could all hide in the room on saturday
and shout surprise when he comes in, then have a party at which one of the guests has a cardiac or similar.
Edit/ just shuffle the locks with another room's, he'll never work it out
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in fact shuffle all the locks and make a game of it
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this sounds like a smashing idea.
maybe this was how swinging started.
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