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[challenge entry] inspired by joe

a tad q&d as expected of me.
aww come on it ain't that bad

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hooray for timber sports EXTREME
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
oddly, it's got me thinking of the old monty python lumberjack song :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Suspenders and a BRA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# No thanks... I'm driving...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It's ok
these are driving suspenders and a driving bra
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Woo... Sexy Driving Time
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# actually i forgot to credit you and your log flume comment
i blame both you and joe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# don't shoulder me with the responsibilty for this...
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# It's not bad at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
I spy a compo
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post432234
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# something nice and easy for a change
if you can think of a way to sneak some fluff in all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Extreme Horses 2
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Also
farm1.static.flickr.com/100/306302620_877f107fc7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Awwwww balls of fluff
My brother killed our chinchilla while we were on holiday :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :'(
Was it a friendly chinchilla?

I'm getting two later this year, I hope that at least one of them is the cuddly type
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# She was friendly enough, she'd let you stoke her, but if she got out her cage was a right pain in the arse getting her back into it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# So-so then
My brother's chinchilla used to sleep on his lap and bark at him if he tried to move it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Bloody siblings
I left my sister in charge of my hamster once and when I got back it was stuck in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# That's a bit small for sunday lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Is it...

THIS ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Probably...
Wasn't your suggestion the only one that WASN'T that
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# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Didn't you suggest
whats really in food, or something

or did I dream it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I did "How food is made..."

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
This is quite worrying. I'm going to have to go to the police and chance my locks as last night a guy let himself into a room with a set of keys. The then tried to steal a girl's bag but failed. When he was caught he said he was sorry but he was an alcoholic and needed the money to buy booze.
I'm tempted not to change the locks, leave that room empty and see if he returns, get the keys back and introduce him to a couple of walls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# And then get yourself arrested in the process.
Be the bigger man, Ghostie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# From what I hear I am.
And no I wouldn't. I have someone willing to testify that he tried to rob her, I can have him charged with illegal entry.
If I kick seven bells of shite out of him he won't come back to Earls Court. If he's arrested he probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Or vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# on reflection
I remember the girl said he was Australian so the police is a better option. If caught he'll be deported.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Isn't Earls Court twined with Bridge-End?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I hope he comes back on saturday
then we can all have a go at him
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pinata!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# or we could all hide in the room on saturday
and shout surprise when he comes in, then have a party at which one of the guests has a cardiac or similar.

Edit/ just shuffle the locks with another room's, he'll never work it out
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# in fact shuffle all the locks and make a game of it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# this sounds like a smashing idea.
maybe this was how swinging started.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Well I heard he was a vegan.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# can you introduce me?
I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Radical dood!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:10, archived)