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# oo-er!
looks disturbingly like james may
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I love him. He's very sexy and I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I think it's his nonchalance
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Yes, actually.
You make a fine point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# same here
although he is entirely to blame for me saying "cock" when anything goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# 'ahhh, tits'
is the main thing I say when things go wrong. I try not to, especially at work in front of clients, but I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# learn foreign swear words
no-one understands what you're saying then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I know how to swear in French and German (and a little gujurati)
but still it always happens in English.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# always at the worst possible moment, too
i'll bet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Well except foreigners like
Ooh, except the French, because they can't understand a fucking thing if you get more than one syllable of their retarded language wrong, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# they can
but they enjoy being ignorant cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yes.
That too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# 'ecoutez-moi, vous salope difficile francais'
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# please don't speak french
i wouldn't want to have to hunt you down and kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This doesn't make sense
it's far too polite

It does make sense really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Say it to them
if I've written it right it's 'listen to me you difficult french bitch'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
# i nearly twatted some french bint last week
after i queued for 20 minutes at the bar and she just walked straight up, expecting to get served. she didn't seem to understand "get to the back of the queue, you fucking pushy cunt!" but she did understand being threatened.
i had had a bad day, she was asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Very definitely this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# glad i'm not the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)