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# I read today that 78% of statistics are made up by random people on the internet and then used by lazy journalists who don't bother to fact check.
hey up sexy pants, have you still got my boxers?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Can I keep them until your smell is gone?
I wish I hadn't have been so hungover and tired when I bumped into you in the shower room.

*tries to recall blurry memory*
*has blurry wank*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# yeah but by the 59th bump I was starting to think something might be up
it wasn't until the 2006th bump though that I realised what was happening.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *dry-bumps*
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# and those swhers were a hell of a small
how the hell did you manage to hide in it waiting for me?
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I kept flaccid by thinking of Margaret Beckett's fetid, dandruffy minge
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)