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A coach driver is driving with a bus load of pensioners down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love sucking the chocolate off them.'
(A coach driver is driving with a bus load of pensioners down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love sucking the chocolate off them.'
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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