TOAP I know, but I felt I had to share...
Edit: True story :(
Ninj,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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Hahahahahahahaha!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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"after five minutes of sucking" is all I readI'm content.
Edit: erk.
(Edit: erk.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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QOTW FTWThere was a Bruce Chatwin story like this where he was sucking on a rock used for heating soup for a while, thinking it was a delicacy. He was offered another by the tribesman and refused, and only realised because the guy told him "But your soup will go cold."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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^thiswas roughly what my reply was going to be.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Giggleswas that you?
I rather enjoy black olives
didn't used to
but now find myself pinching them from Veggie Pizzas
(I rather enjoy black olives
didn't used to
but now find myself pinching them from Veggie Pizzas
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Other people's?You bad man.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Well, Adelle'sShe doesn't like Olives
Yum
mm - had a Veggie Makkhan last night with Naaaaaan
/hungry blog
(Yum
mm - had a Veggie Makkhan last night with Naaaaaan
/hungry blog
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Sadly it was......I now never buy olives with stones in. Period. :)
( Ninj,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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olives with stones in period?it'll never sell!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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eeewwwww........:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I'm one of those Kalamata-only snobs.Though I've mastered the art of slitting the side and squeezing them end to end to make the stone pop out. Sadly it only seems to work on bottled ones that have been soaking in stuff to make them squidgy.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Ha!I didnt like olives until I was about 25. Now I cant get enough of them.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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hurrahOlives are ace, especially calamata
A coach driver is driving with a bus load of pensioners down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love sucking the chocolate off them."
(A coach driver is driving with a bus load of pensioners down a motorway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love sucking the chocolate off them."
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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hahahahahah! eeeewwwww :S theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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