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# Hah, that's my generic 'can't really smile so not going to try face'
This one is better though (and doesn't make me look about twelve)

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ooh, you look like
um... buggerit, what's his name?... BEN! My mate Ben... who you don't know... so... carry on

*whistles*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ah yes Ben!
The one with hands.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah
and the MASSIVE... that's the fella!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# My that's the fella is tiny :(


Well compared to my cock anyway.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You've obviously been designed for some insane war.
Cigarette time.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# The best kind of war.
There's zeppelins raining molten lead and fire on everything, and men mounted on lions bursting through people's windows.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Whilst you cackle maniacally and suck on your capri-sun.
STILL cigarette time.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# IT'S A LEGITIMATE BEVERAGE!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha, loon.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Argh, I just realised as well as making me look about twelve, that photo makes me look like hexachordal.

I'm taking my own life.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)