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# 'Noon all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# *English people everywhere rejoice*
edit: that was FUNNY, damn it. Alright, fuck you all then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Is it the monkey made out of smiley faces in Jahled's pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No. That's Watchmonkey, Emvee's own.
Although they did sleep together. Watchmonkey and Barbarossa, not Emvee and the monkeys. Well, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I wouldn't put money on that last one not being true, between you and me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :S
Sticky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I got it!
*feels erudite*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I hoped you would.
However now I have to murder you in the coldest of blood because you still haven't said how hilarious it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I couldn't finish typing for laughing
*wipes away tears* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Nice save, sir, nice save.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# That's what she said!
Sadly.......
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# There's quite the photo of you at the bash on Flickr.
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3592063680/in/pool-b3tabashes

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hah, that's my generic 'can't really smile so not going to try face'
This one is better though (and doesn't make me look about twelve)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ooh, you look like
um... buggerit, what's his name?... BEN! My mate Ben... who you don't know... so... carry on

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ah yes Ben!
The one with hands.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah
and the MASSIVE... that's the fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# My that's the fella is tiny :(


Well compared to my cock anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You've obviously been designed for some insane war.
Cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# The best kind of war.
There's zeppelins raining molten lead and fire on everything, and men mounted on lions bursting through people's windows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Whilst you cackle maniacally and suck on your capri-sun.
STILL cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# IT'S A LEGITIMATE BEVERAGE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha, loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Argh, I just realised as well as making me look about twelve, that photo makes me look like hexachordal.

I'm taking my own life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Is something going to happen?
*wait for something to happen*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hello. I'd just like to say that I'm still very disappointed that you're not a girl
but I'm slowly getting over the pain.

Edit: Also, that's a really smashing blouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hello. I'd just like to say
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ignore the blouse thing
I was just being silly because what I really wanted to say is YAY MY NEW BOOTS ARE HERE!!!

...but felt it was all a little 'hello, here's something about me'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Truth be told I AM wearing a smashing blouse today
Nice boots by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# YAY!
I have a bit of an odd history for actually doing that. I was sat bored in halls once and starting thinking about one of the other girls on my course, she was sometimes quite down about stuff so I sent her a text saying 'don't cry', turns out that it really freaked her out because she'd just started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# your new boots are depressing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Which ones are they?
Show me show me show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Okay, hang on

They are these ones, arrived this morning. Originally I wanted some big clompy ones like that for my birthday but got distracted by these
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Both rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sadly,
No. Feel free to make it do something.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Look what Google just asked me to type in
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hymennnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Looks broken to me...
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Don't break it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Google is such a filthy pervert
It started off all good-intentioned, but then the fame and the rich lifestyle got to it. Of course, then it started hanging around with Ebay, and we all know what THEY're like...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I blame youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# sometimes they have to battle with their conscience, like with chinese bloggers
then they go "HAHAHAHAHA $$$$YUAN$$$$YUAN$$$"

"HAHAHA FUCK THEM"

Corporate motto: "DO NO EVIL"(beta)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *sings angle delight to Afternoon Delight tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# set squares in flight
NEEEEOOOOOOWWW
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It works!
*pens*
*gets the next Britain's got Pop Idol Get me out of Here winner to sing it*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you!
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It clearly isn't.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# looks painful
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# i know a bloke who ..
tattooed Hell's Angles on his arm
Twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX DEGREES
OF PAAAIINNN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a cunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# he was acute guy though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *eats with a set-square*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# This joke seems to be rather protracted!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Frankly I think we should just draw a line under these stationary puns
edit: with a ruler, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# No,
I think they are all rather acute.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha!
a square meal...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# a cute picture
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Pearoast for the Best Pun Evah!


Yes, I said Evah!
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)