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# for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# I'm wondering what sort of sound testes make when they burst through the scrotum
 
although it would probably be drowned out by the screams of agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
# and do they pop out at the same time, or one by one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# They make a 'tsshlop' noise.
And they both come out together. I've no experience of this, mind you. This is purely speculation.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# *finds out the hard way*
It's a very, very quiet 'splitch' kind of sound.

Now, would someone kindly call me an ambul
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
# WHY CERTAINLY SIR - YOU ARE AN AMBUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Somebody spang him for me.
I'm rapidly losing blood and don't have any spang gifs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)