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# kiss my bollock

Right, lasagne tiem, bye bye b3ta people, back later to play with my ball
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
I'm very disappointed at the lack of HT willy tiem. I'll let you off as I'm just having stilton, gherkins and crackers:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# naaa
It need a 3D HT flappy John Thomas.

EDIT: Nicely cropped btw:P

EDIT EDIT: We saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# just noticed :D
problem with paint is when it's a quick job i always forget to crop :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# and this differs from any other software coz?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oh hello CroppyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# So how much lasagne do we think HT has in his bib atm?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Oh a majority, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Here comes the coo coo train:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Gurble burble.
Poor little Toasty, he's all tuckered out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Needs more Oh:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Seven.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh good answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# A brief guide to writing like Ttssattsr:
Simply write as you usually do, then add 'Oh' to the beginning of every sentence.

Congratulations, you're writing like Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh, I see
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Oh you're doing fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Oh thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# THAT GUIDE DID NOT BEGIN WITH OH.
I QUESTION ITS VALIDITY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh don't worry, I didn't write the guide - I just Googled it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Silly Riverghost
Bollock does not have willy, Bollock has twin brother and Older, taller friend called cock.

*Edit - it's gone quiet hasn't it :D
And yes my lasagne was lovely and yes I washed it down witha bottle of wine and now I ma hapyy an nice tim
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Wow the bottle went quickly!
I've alread had four pints of milk.


EDIT: I yam full of fuds but the cheese and bikkies are still calling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It can't be a real bollock it is not magenta.
Very nice if somewhat disturbing image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)