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# I want to do a recession buster on crimes.
Ideas plz
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# It would save millions (£)..
www.b3ta.com/board/9499121
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# how do we monetise this
it needs to be a recession buster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# It costs around £200k p/a to imprison each person.
If you could cut the cost of doing so and make the 'stay' less desirable, it would save more money than taxing the offenders ever would.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# saving money is bad for recessions
we need to make more money and spend it

help me do a recession buster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# In the case of things like this..
Spending less means savings = more money in the kitty (to spend elsewhere)

There is no money in crime, unless you are the crim who gets away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# OK, here is an idea for you..
Any person caught committing a crime, the law will be allowed to strip them bare, sell their teeth, hair and clothing. Also, be able to re-market any 'stash' they may have on their person? More what you had in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# giant hamster wheels
which help power the national grid
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# That's an improvement
Over the Victorian 'Rope Picking'.. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# No this would be horrible if an innocent person was wrongly convicted
I was thinking more of making stealing taxable
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# a thieves guild, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# no, more of a recession buster
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# let's all wank
the resulting power will bust the recession's ass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# It's 9am and I don't have the energy to coax mister floppy out of his sleep
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I'll bid you a good day
and the rest of the late night board a g'night :D
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Are you considering making thieves fill in a tax return?
EDIT: Now I KNOW you are bladdered..lol
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)