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# Man leaves pint unattended in pub while going to bogs.
When he returns, barman tells man he saw woman pick up pint and fart in it.
Man confronts woman: 'Oi, you fart in my Whitbread?'
Woman says: 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Too much of teh mind pish
/gah!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I'm clearly the faster typist, though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# We both had five minutes to type that out
You win.

:D
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Of course, she was banned from athletics when
drug testers found half a pound of crack in her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I thought that was Dawn French?
etc

I'm here all night.....unfortunately.
(AMadDayYes, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
# The only athletics she's ever done is the 10,000 eaters.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# she's got more crack than harlem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)