then get her really pissedand shag her in the bushes
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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pffti suggested a walk on the beach
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18,
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ah, the romantic optionit's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
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Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24,
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