What he hasn't mentioned is the mini skirt and tight top
a la "I Want to Break Free" by Queen
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Joliet,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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I thought everyone did that when they did the housework....
... I haven't done any myself, for ages, as I've run out of mascara
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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