Okay, the implied punchline made me gut laugh
Seeing as how the Pope is of course powerful enough to wipe his ass with a bear (if he wanted to).
He was an internet tough guy before the internets.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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Pope shouting: The power of Christ compels you! WHALLOP!!!
*Floors bear with an uppercut*
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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