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# I have to go trolling round job agencies whilst incurably highly strung and nonsensical.
I don't think CVs are accepted if they're written in crayon and simply say 'I am A NonSensE'
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Find an inkjet printer that will print onto craft cheese slices
and submit CV on that
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I could try and etch a woodcutting from a block of red leicester and print the CV with cococheneal
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha You MUST do this
:D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)