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# I have to
unfortunately my shitty electric oven doesn't like cooking yorkshires. This is doubly annoying considering where I'm from, and the fact that IT'S THE BEST THING I BLOODY WELL COOK. Well, was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Burn the oven then, that will teach it to be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I almost did yesterday, grilling sausages
they were violently overreacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sausages are wonderful for trying to set fire to things, more so when they do go bang
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Mine were, I refuse to prick them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You should never prick them
I had some premium Waitrose sausages the other day, they were nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Everyone come to Lincolnshire
and I will educate you all in the TRUE ways of the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hehehehe! Saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I was looking for some wild boar sausages the other day, couldn't find any and the local butcher is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *out-of-context-lols*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# These were just bog standard tesco finest cumberlands
in a sandwich with prosciutto, gruyere and some mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Not to mention create a beautiful "Irony Vortex"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You go it then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)