15b) Anyone starting a sentence with the words
'I'm not racist but...' will be ploughed into the ground by cattle in a Blunkett-esque fashion
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The Neville What what what,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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15a) All, and I mean ALL
animals must be kept on a lead at all times, unless the animal is an iguana, a giraffe or a lemur in which case they have free reign to run around and do whatever the fuck they like.
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The Neville What what what,
Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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