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# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That's class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Cheer up Gordon
also:


Any more suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Needs more gleearms.
Edit: if I show this to someone can I legitimately say to them "Meet B3ta Manifesto" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, It's created by b3tans for b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# With added asbestos, lead, asbestos?
or am I barking up the wrong creek without a paddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Der gutentimes rocken musik, da?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Guten sexytiems and prettimes rocken musik
da
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Das is NICHT eine schlumpenpompenfuur!
Das ist PUNKROCKMUSIK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# KAK
Das ist Schnitzenkloppenblitzkrieg FFS
Pfft Mensch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Scheissenkopf!
Ist nicht eine schnitzel-hunger "O mi pappa das ist nicht zu gut!" aus der kinder und das hippi!

Es ist "ICH WILL" und der blinkenlight und eargebaschen, und das is GUT!

Pretti fraulein du est kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *raises arms in submission*
You quote Rammstein, you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha
WE win *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *High fives*
I've no idea wtf that was about but it made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Entirely this.
Faux German FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You won me on number 5
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Thank Joe scaramanga
b3ta.com/board/9504486

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# COCK MONDAY!
...what should Tuesday be then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY MOTHERFUCKERS.
The original. Accept no substitute. Dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
# 10. FASTER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# 11. PUMPIER!!!
12. MORE PRODUCTIVE
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# "lucky bags" at number 10....:)
usually:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# 11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Done and done
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Wah! what fresh lunacy is this?
You have to have a row of ??? before profit. Otherwise we'd all be knee deep in profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Edit OK nice ninja skills there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 10. Mind the Piss
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Nationalise the piss mines?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# 10. Mind the Piss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# 11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# 12: Enforcement of the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 10. tesco value cup a soup shall be dispensed freely on street corners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# "lucky bags" at number 10....:)
Usually :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 11. Every household should have a dog dressed as people dressed as food
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 10. Mind the piss
Edit: you've done it wrong.
10. ...
11. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You forgot No Niggers
Sorry did I say no niggers because I meant no immigrants OF ANY COLOUR taking British jobs from British Workers. We are definately not racist we just represent the British people. Remember: Not Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# 22. The renaming of Jesus to Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
# 23. the cunting in the fuck of everyone who doesn't worship barry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 24. Plenty of sexings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 25. and bacons
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# But no sexing bacons
that's wasteful of both.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 27. Sexed bacons must be disposed of in a noisy
(but sanitary) manner, using the "Sexed Bacon" disposal bins provided
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# 28. free boob jobs for flat-titted girls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
# and yet strangely erotic
may i suggest pork undercrackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *streaks*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# arf!
nice crackling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# 26. The banning of all /talkers from /board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# and vice versa
as /talk can be far more entertaining than /board at times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# B.3ta N.ational P.arty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Good idea in principle
but I'd like to change a few things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
# 1. you do not talk about b3ta
2. you do not talk about b3ta
3. No smoking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# 15b) Anyone starting a sentence with the words
"I'm not racist but..." will be ploughed into the ground by cattle in a Blunkett-esque fashion
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# What's 15a)?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# 15a) All, and I mean ALL
animals must be kept on a lead at all times, unless the animal is an iguana, a giraffe or a lemur in which case they have free reign to run around and do whatever the fuck they like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# 1.) Telling us about your offline world is for a blog, not b3ta.
2.) Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one, and we have enough on b3ta already, ta.
3.) Chill the f*ck out and try to get along here
4.) No flaming
5.) NO Conspiracy theories, unless you're making them funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Unless you do it through the medium of an amusingly composed image
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yup, I'll go with that footnote
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I was just telling my mate about that in real life
we went out for coffee. It was great.
Tonight it's pizza for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# pizza's rubbish
IMO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# OMG, what toppings LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Something with pineapple
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Pineapple on Pizza is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# HERESY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I went to France once...
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm
I've never seen you lose your rag before and wondered if it's real or just a play-play one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ;)
I have in no way flounced or lost my rag... *here* it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Then all is well with the world
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# 6) Tedious Nazis are welcome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ... In Europe
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I was talking about board nazis :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# nazis you say?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha :)
whre is the original clip from?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# mel brookes classic hitler rap...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2NqfISm9k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# that's fantastic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm probably guilty of 1.)
But 2.) oh my yes. Not looking at anybody in particular, but oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Go on, I'll bite... who? Who? WHO?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# My lips are sealed.
(or I might be keel-hauled)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *tries to work out if 'keel-hauled' was a clue*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I can neither confirm nor deny this. Or any other guesses. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# 156) Top hats are mandatory
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# See proposition 4.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Towels not provided
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# No running, diving or bombing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# heavy petting actively encouraged
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Drowning permitted only in deep end
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# please shower before using the facilities
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Babies must be born on a tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# consider it done.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# For some reason
he is wearing that Helicon Tuba upside down and backwards!

never noticed the problem in the sauce before...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
# no one likes a smart arse
nicely buffed yes, smart definitely not
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hey! if nobody picks the nits
the nits will never get picked...

(or something less profound)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# it'd be rude not to :)
see thread above.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)