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# I've just eaten
practically a whole malt loaf. I'm not going to be sleeping for fucking HOURS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA HA HA H! H ! H!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I have a snake around my neck.
Fuck yeah.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hot-fucking-damn, man
That's the shiznits!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# lies!
popeye's chicken is the shiznits!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I found £1.50 worth of chicken at iceland today
from £3.00

the cat went MENTAL when I was cooking it :D

the chicken that is, I wasn't cooking the cat.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# just as well
i'd expect a cat to go mental if you were cooking it.
don't waste good chicken on cats, they will eat beetles, ffs
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# yeah but this cat likes chicken
:D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# my cat liked chicken
it didn't like getting its furry arse volleyed all over the kitchen when it ate the chicken i was defrosting for my tea, though
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# My cat died.
We got a new one but it's not as good.
Cat: The Sequel
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# sequels are never any good
except for aliens, that kicks a wide variety of arse
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# It only bloody is as well.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Fuck, I've just thought. Sod Meatloaf.
Someone invent CHEESELOAF!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# surely a loaf
mixed by a surly gentleman with an excess of cheese

or perhaps

a loaf

that has been aggressively dipped into cheese?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# CHEESEANDBEEFLOAF
That's what I'd pay for, right there
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hell yeah
cheesandbeefloaf on a boat

that would be 100% of everything ever that was great
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# CHICKENANDCHEESELOAF
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# JAMANDMILKANDBACONLOAF
I'd buy that for a penny
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I'd buy it for a halfpenny!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# nacho cheeseloaf
i would so buy that
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
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(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)