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# The dream has turned sour for my snake has pooed on my cushion and bum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Oh sweet lord no!
I fear I may crash from the sugar high soon and fall in a heap on the floor. When that happens, sweep me into a corner and douse me liberally with sweet tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# chocolate body paint
provides a sexy sugar rush, although it is not as tasty as you'd expect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Crisis averted:
I have cleaned up the poop and am now eating a cheese and pickled onion sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# and what do you mean by your snake :/
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# snake done a shit on your bum
it's a sex thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)