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# Why would they die?
Trepanation's been used for thousands of years.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# and most of the people who have had trepanation in the last few thousand years are dead!
What does that tell you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# That the system works!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That I must do it for the good of the team.
If I do it, I expect b3tans to make me awesome things to stick in it.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Deely Boppers!
\o/
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Unicorn horn!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *LOL*
Yes!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I'll be able to gore people, albeit very gently so I don't skewer my lobes.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You must mind your lobes, pickle
Very important.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I likes my lobes.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Fine lobes they are, too
*hugs*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D *cuddle*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Dippy soldiers!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it's always been a quality versus quantity thing though
My second job after high school was cleaning up after surgery

in the early/mid nineties a pallidotomy was operating near the speech centres and the patient would be wheeled into the operating theatre concious, and the surgeon would be twiddling away while they kept a conversation going with the patient. The only time people got nervous was when the patient stopped talking.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oooooh, do you know anything about being an ODP?
I've just applied for a training role for it.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I spent a few sessions observing surgery last month.
Very interesting, but I'm not sure if I could do it all the time.
I can recommend being an NHS trainee though.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'd get a DipHE at the end of it.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I think I get a DipIPEM at the end of mine.
And various other letters.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I doubt I'll get it anyway.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I know enough to say that i'd never give anyone life or death advice
and also i'm pretty drunk so i shouldn't push an argument
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)