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# For Queen Smash
Swannecks

Although I'm still a republican and may have to cut your head off
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *nods approvingly*
this pleases me.
*dons metal axe-proof collar*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# somewhat related?
www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/picture-of-month/displaypicture.asp?venue=2&id=298
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# 0_0
i want one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# You really know your tubes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Feckin' awesome!
I wonder if it plays when pissed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# would be kinda bubbly
but better than this: honesthypocrite.blogspot.com/2009/05/german-tuba-urinals.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sir, you seem well informed on the subject of musical excretory devices
Are you an expert?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# as a tuba player since nearly the Dark Ages
I have heard hundreds of un-funny jokes about my chosen instrument (many related to "musical excretory devices") and every once in a while something actually clever shows up...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You really do know your tubes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# you see whats happened here is, a giant bastard swan has come into your jax and he has melded his fat fucking head to the toilet seat to use it as a beak, thats whats happened here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# fucking swans!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you just can't trust the fuckers
that's why it's safer to rip their heads off and cover their necks with shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *fears like freebase*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# this is freebase, me fears like hims
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)