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# And those sandals, what was he thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# maybe "If I wear the too tight trousers no one will notice my poor taste in foot wear"?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# And my abnormally short shins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# maybe that's where the bulge has come from
the inadequate cushioning of the flip flops and his inordinantely heavy steps have slowly, but surely, compacted his shins up into his pubis where the bone shrapnel heavy mush is now resembling a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Men should not wear sandles of any type
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Unless they are the messiah.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
# he wore gourds on his feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Gourd blimey
I never knew that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)