haha
now you can tell that one is a bastard. it'll probably try to take your eye out or nip you in the balls and run away
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Shada,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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Or carry an inordinately large coconut around on its pincers and then fucking slam it down onto your head while you're lying on the beach.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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While all it's mates record it on their mobile phones?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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