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# I'm sorry, sir
but your Jesus has done a shite on my new patio. Please clean it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I WANT ONE NOW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i've never seen a crab
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Send me £30 on paypal,
and I will send you a picture of one.

On e-mail.

From Google Image Search.

Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# i meant i've never seen one inside a loaf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh ok.
That will be an extra tuppence ha'penny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Are these notes valid?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh. What about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# No.
Bob is my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Wow. Big family.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# How did you know my brother was a fat bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Nah, more that there were nine of them.
But nine of them and all fat? Tough breaks. I wouldn't want to be the skinny kid at dinner in that family...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Oh I see.
On the subject of being skinny, I have given up smoking and went for a run today! Woot to being super fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
# look in your pants
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# boys have a avadge-gin-ner
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# CRAB!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# BARC!
IS !CRAB BACKWARDS
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Shuddering fuck!
*FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i love those things
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 4 fucking metres across?
And they live up to 100 years?

They can fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# but they have big arms for giving big hugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No chance!
I want a hug from a Spongebob Squarecrab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# haha
now you can tell that one is a bastard. it'll probably try to take your eye out or nip you in the balls and run away
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Or carry an inordinately large coconut around on its pincers and then fucking slam it down onto your head while you're lying on the beach.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# While all it's mates record it on their mobile phones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# shiiiiit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhUhzc_EGE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I was waiting for that to punch through the glass
and start eating the kid in the elmo t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Saw one in a museum in Vienna
I was fine until I realised I didn't have nuclear weapons at my disposal and the fear got to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Exactly!
Never trust an animal that you can't kick across a room!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Just attack its weakspot for massive damage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I think we're gonna have to find someone
to set us up the bomb Jerumy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Lobsters regenerate ALL their body parts
they have no reason to ever die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Weren't they talking about that with the brown crawfish
in Louisiana on QI? But scary really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# No, was about all lobsters.
But if you hacked a lobster's claws off then it would just be unable to catch anything and die anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# CRAB BATTLE CRAB BATTLE
You mollify the giant enemy crab with a sacrificial offering
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# get out of there you aren't shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Greenclaws never taught me about that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# "What seed shall we plant this week?"
MAYBE THE ONE WHICH GROWS ME A HOOKER, YOU LAZY GREEN TITTED FUCK!

Yeah and you can fuck off as well owl, you don't even speak, it's just the same fucking sample everytime!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft!
FUCK ME! THE TREE IS FUCKING LIGHTING UP! FUCKING ACID MAN! IT NEVER LEAVES YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# If only that were true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Fucking crab bastard.
I wonder who'd win, that or a coconut corb.
cocokrispybeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/coconut20crab20scampering4s.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha that guy fuckin' works out
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Fucking cunty crabs!
I get the genuine fear when I think what must be lurking right down in the abyss....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Don't go to the coast then, the fuckers are every where now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Japanese Spider Crabs on the UK Coast?
Fuck! That never would have happened if I had voted BNP :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
# They have been here for years now
I think they have killed a few people in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# lol
this is very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Yes

I mean YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# i'm wearing that shirt right now, neville
i stole it right off your torso while you were distracted. which was easy, because you're always distracted. you're distracted right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# the coast is the best place to look for crabs
Llandudno has some:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Llandudno don't deserve to have nice things
like Crabs.

They can't spell their own fucking name the way it is pronounced. Fucking Welsh :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
# pronounced: Klandidno
i think:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Don't even get me started on
Lan-Elly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# What? This no good to you then?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)