Sounds like the sort of chapwho might 'fall down the stairs' at the station...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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oh, i hope soi'd build extra stairs for him to fall down
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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