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# i've been working on a top secret defence project


(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Christofy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# this is good
but who/what is the attacker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Ah my Queen
I have an idea for your tiara
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# oooo, good!
i've just nearly been killed by a motorbike being chased by the police
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# The bastards
You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# yep
i was coming home from mum's, i wasn't expecting a motorbike to drive down the subway and almost hit me! the police nabbed him about 2 feet away from me and hauled him off the bike, which crashed about an inch away from my legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# *big hugs*
At least they got the sod, hope they night stick him good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# they were dragging him backwards up the slope, he's in huge trouble :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# They is going to rape his arse good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he might enjoy that too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# who doesn't of a Saturday night/Sunday morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheheh
you can't beat a good rimming
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# gets your arsehole nice and clean
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# and leaves your breath nutty fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# *hugs*
the world is filled with pointless cockmasters

:(

I can offer only iceland ham as a condolence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# iceland ham is fine
it makes good sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
That's scary D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# it was a bit
i just kept thinking "don't run into my stomach, i don't want to wind up in hospital again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I'm glad you're ok.
Is your profile all good, too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# yes
apart from you calling me a big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hehehe
You know I love you really :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# you'd better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I nearly said 'Christ on a bike' without thinking...
Sounds not so fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# it wasn't fun
for the bugger on the bike, he got dragged away, literally! the subway goes under the dual carriageway, he tried to run someone over, then shot down the subby thinking the police wouldn't get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Sounds like the sort of chap
who might 'fall down the stairs' at the station...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# oh, i hope so
i'd build extra stairs for him to fall down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# muslims or communists
bad people
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# bad people are bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# You are Dan Brown AICMFP
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Can't be
It is enjoyable to read
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# ooooooh no you di´ent!
i enjoyed the da vinci code. thought it was head and shoulders above angels and demons.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# TJ.
[rant]
F***ing immigration service. Third time I've gone through the f***ing lengthy and tedious online application for an Aussie visa and the third time it's told me the system is unavailable. It gives you a save point, with a code and a password, but each time it's not recognised that, so I have to start the two-hour slog again. Added to that, the next time I'll get a chance to sit down and do it all again, the system will be down for maintainance.
FFS
[/rant]
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# i think you can apply through a 3rd party who do all the work for you
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# My printer hasn't a good enough resolution to make convincing bank notes.
So that's out. Just have to get up at ridiculous o' clock to try again before going off for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# they think
that terrorists will get bored filling the forms out so many times and just give up. this is a bit of a pisser for ordinary peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Aye. Sounds right.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Get a slice of ham and make your own visa
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Can't bring food into the country.
They've got us stitched up all ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# They are bastards for that
I am amazed that they let people though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# When civilisation collapses,
then people are food...

*awaits Soylent Green pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# one of my favourite films
when sol roth gets all excited over the beef, it almost makes me cy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Try living here.
The lowest-grade 'beef' mince is nearly 12 quid a kilo...

And on that note, I'm going to bed.
Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# pricy meats
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# So next Wednesday then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Nozzle is such a good word.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# i was going to put "dispensing nozzle"
but i was feeling lazy and i'd not left enough space
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# it's a fine word
I feel that outlet is a better word than nozzle though.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# this will never work...
...(priest malfunction).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Holy church of the Crescent wrench.
Good job. I knew that was a priest from the first sight of him. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# This
Is super-duper
My mate works for the MOD and I'm passing on this useful design in the hope that he will make it a reality.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# There would be no wars if armies consisted entirely of naked women
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)