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# Cramming?
What, are people still actually revising for exams these days?

Disgraceful behavior. It's basically cheating. Unfair advantage.

And it's mostly girls that do it.

Unfair.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# exams are fun
on my maths exam, i wrote "stop asking me such fucking stupid questions" because i didn't know the answer. strangely, i got points just for writing something!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going to have to mark exams soon. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# that's a bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# well yes and no. it is a large sum of money.
although I would like to probably strangle a couple of first years after it. Preferably hot female ones. May as well make our suffering erotic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# suffering should always be erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I hope that it gives me enough money to buy one of these:
www.digitalcamerawarehouse.com.au/category778_1.htm
or similar.

Making porn here I come.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh, that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# making porn or the camera?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yes
so many takes, so much sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# it was probably going to be me solo for a while
since i wouldn't be able to afford the prostie and the camera
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
# my rates are very reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# how are you going to get to sydney?
the camera cost is of the same order as the airfare.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
# order the camera from england
and get them to ship it in a really big box, then i can hide in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
# it would have to be a good shipping company, i wouldn't want you damaged.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i'm already damaged!
i'm off to bed, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
# that means I can make more money...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Do it pissed!
I invigilated GCSE exams some years ago. I smiled and ignored the creative cheaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# i have to report to a couple of people. one of which would probably like to separate me
from my testicles. What were the creative cheaters?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# It was 2003.
It was some technological earpiece stuff.

Bluetooth?

Didn't know, but didn't have the heart to potentially ruin the young doods' lives.

*is fucking soft*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
# awww. how nice of you.
I'd have ruined them. And enjoyed it. /all very nasty and elitist
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Well, during one of my own GCSE exams,
there was a lad sat next to me who we didn't know well, cos he was newly arrived from Pakistan.

The cunt teachers invigilating decided to search his pencil case, and found a porn mag.

They made something of it, despite it being sod-all to do with the exam.

Poor sod. I bet he's still suffering from that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# a wank rag is hardly academic dishonesty, they should have just confiscated it for the duration of the test
earpieces/notes down the pants, is probably going a little to far.

although, in terms of academic honesty, i'm hardly lilly white I must admit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
# GCSE´s mean feck all anyway so good on ya
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)