exams are funon my maths exam, i wrote 'stop asking me such fucking stupid questions' because i didn't know the answer. strangely, i got points just for writing something!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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that's a bugger Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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well yes and no. it is a large sum of money.although I would like to probably strangle a couple of first years after it. Preferably hot female ones. May as well make our suffering erotic.
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38,
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suffering should always be erotic Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:42,
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I hope that it gives me enough money to buy one of these:www.digitalcamerawarehouse.com.au/category778_1.htm
or similar.
Making porn here I come.
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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or similar.
Making porn here I come.
oh, that's nice Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48,
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yesso many takes, so much sex!
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54,
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it was probably going to be me solo for a whilesince i wouldn't be able to afford the prostie and the camera
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56,
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my rates are very reasonable Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59,
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how are you going to get to sydney?the camera cost is of the same order as the airfare.
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02,
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order the camera from englandand get them to ship it in a really big box, then i can hide in it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04,
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it would have to be a good shipping company, i wouldn't want you damaged.
i'm already damaged!i'm off to bed, g'night!
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:25,
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Do it pissed!I invigilated GCSE exams some years ago. I smiled and ignored the creative cheaters.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38,
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i have to report to a couple of people. one of which would probably like to separate mefrom my testicles. What were the creative cheaters?
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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It was 2003.It was some technological earpiece stuff.
Bluetooth?
Didn't know, but didn't have the heart to potentially ruin the young doods' lives.
*is fucking soft*
(Bluetooth?
Didn't know, but didn't have the heart to potentially ruin the young doods' lives.
*is fucking soft*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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awww. how nice of you.I'd have ruined them. And enjoyed it. /all very nasty and elitist
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Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48,
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Well, during one of my own GCSE exams,there was a lad sat next to me who we didn't know well, cos he was newly arrived from Pakistan.
The cunt teachers invigilating decided to search his pencil case, and found a porn mag.
They made something of it, despite it being sod-all to do with the exam.
Poor sod. I bet he's still suffering from that now.
(The cunt teachers invigilating decided to search his pencil case, and found a porn mag.
They made something of it, despite it being sod-all to do with the exam.
Poor sod. I bet he's still suffering from that now.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58,
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