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# I am a fat, middle aged, married man.
You do indeed need to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# nevertheless
you look so pretty in a package
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I do try.
I used to look pretty damned good out of the box too.

These days I am just a fat wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I am loving the pants
are they cords?

If they're cords I'm going to make love to your bumhole.

and you're gonna enjoy it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# No, they are red 501s, but they are dead now.
I generally wear beige chords I am afraid, although I would like another maroon pair.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# you are my god
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# And when I was your age
you were nearly 2.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# and one hell of a sexy two year old
so there
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)