Woo!
This reminds me of a story I heard about somebody who burst something due to straining to shit too hard, and died. Trufax. Possibly.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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exploding at both ends
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mutated monty,
Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46,
archived)