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Hello, have you come to see more of my stuff? Its all on my web-site so go have a look, there's videos and comics and all sorts.

The real name is Cyriak by the way, and it is a real name, although if you have met anyone else called Cyriak then you are doing better than me.

website: www.cyriak.co.uk
email: info at cyriak dot co dot uk

secret link to 1st post

Recent front page messages:

Inspired by this morning's maru
(Tue 26th Feb 2013, 13:29, More)

(Wed 31st Oct 2012, 14:32, More)

something horrible

from my new video.

Theres a few more gifs on that link as well, enjoy
(Thu 8th Mar 2012, 13:23, More)

(Mon 12th Dec 2011, 14:30, More)


Couple of gifs from my new video, enjoy
(Fri 11th Nov 2011, 13:50, More)


something from a recent job I thought deserved a gif
(Wed 5th Oct 2011, 11:44, More)


(Tue 23rd Aug 2011, 17:07, More)

the money shot

(Fri 19th Aug 2011, 16:14, More)

have a chirpy looking fellow
from my new video

and his dinosaur friend

(Sat 18th Dec 2010, 13:52, More)

revisiting an old chestnut

click for bigger

(Fri 5th Nov 2010, 13:27, More)

a small tribute to the mandelbrot

(Sun 17th Oct 2010, 17:04, More)

(Wed 16th Jun 2010, 19:00, More)

(Wed 31st Mar 2010, 12:32, More)

revisiting an old friend

click for video

(Wed 28th Oct 2009, 12:14, More)

The Infinite Peter Andre

click for added benny hill

(Tue 21st Jul 2009, 16:46, More)

clarkson in a microwave

(Tue 9th Jun 2009, 15:04, More)

(Sat 6th Jun 2009, 3:01, More)

an old chestnut

(Mon 1st Jun 2009, 16:30, More)

what is seen cannot be unseen

(Wed 20th May 2009, 18:17, More)

(Wed 21st May 2008, 11:21, More)

meow meow meow meow

(Tue 13th May 2008, 12:12, More)

some silliness

(Tue 4th Mar 2008, 12:47, More)


(Fri 15th Feb 2008, 11:00, More)

yeah baby

(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 17:21, More)

wakey wakey

(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 11:14, More)

it lives!!

(Tue 20th Nov 2007, 12:32, More)

lady died

(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 13:27, More)

he's still got it...

(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 10:38, More)

he can't get enough of it

(Wed 6th Jun 2007, 19:19, More)

wiggly woo

(Tue 29th May 2007, 18:23, More)

gardener's world

(Wed 23rd May 2007, 16:56, More)

all aboard

(Thu 3rd May 2007, 15:25, More)

william shatner, comin' at yer

(Tue 3rd Apr 2007, 19:16, More)

beep beep!

(Tue 20th Mar 2007, 14:31, More)

Click to watch the movie!

(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 11:43, More)

DJ zilla on the decks

(Wed 7th Feb 2007, 18:27, More)

click to see the future of granny technology

(Mon 29th Jan 2007, 18:44, More)

how milk-shake is made

(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 11:45, More)

creepy christmas

(Wed 20th Dec 2006, 11:15, More)

click him to watch the film

(Wed 1st Nov 2006, 14:38, More)

celebrity chef slow motion assassination

click to watch the film

(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 17:22, More)

(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 17:24, More)

how i imagine aliens integrating with earth culture

(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 1:44, More)

man vs. dinosaur
special extended version

click for lovely flash version with sound

(Mon 25th Sep 2006, 14:28, More)

run indy, run like the wind!

(Fri 1st Sep 2006, 16:48, More)


(Mon 7th Aug 2006, 11:05, More)

sam can't help you now derek...

(Tue 1st Aug 2006, 16:09, More)

Escher's cow

(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 14:43, More)

Something nasty is lurking in Albert Square

click here to watch my new film

its an animated extravaganza it is
(Mon 3rd Jul 2006, 16:22, More)

(Mon 26th Jun 2006, 18:28, More)

(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 10:56, More)

get down!

(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 19:08, More)

time for bed

(Sat 3rd Jun 2006, 3:41, More)

coochy coo

(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 14:12, More)

cats and computers don't mix

(Thu 25th May 2006, 12:53, More)

special edition..

click for lovelier

(Mon 22nd May 2006, 23:08, More)


(Fri 12th May 2006, 16:19, More)

all aboard!

(Tue 9th May 2006, 13:36, More)

Godzilla vs Fluffkins...

he didnt do too well
(Mon 1st May 2006, 14:12, More)

pip pip!

(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 19:56, More)

(Fri 24th Mar 2006, 15:26, More)

the bunglebrot set

(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 17:55, More)

not fast enough, little man

(Sun 5th Mar 2006, 17:55, More)

something nasty in albert square

(Fri 24th Feb 2006, 13:10, More)


(Mon 20th Feb 2006, 16:30, More)

(Mon 13th Feb 2006, 21:39, More)


(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 17:14, More)


(Wed 8th Feb 2006, 14:03, More)

morning all

(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 11:47, More)

eye eye

(Sat 28th Jan 2006, 14:33, More)

hula hula

(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 13:34, More)

(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 19:17, More)

let the nightmares commence...

click for less grainy

(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 16:28, More)

he's at it again

(Tue 3rd Jan 2006, 14:42, More)

the alternative chizzmus message

(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 11:01, More)

(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 15:35, More)

nuclear rabbit's bum government cover-up conspiracy theory

(Tue 13th Dec 2005, 13:41, More)


(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 16:59, More)

'er madge

(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 11:03, More)

home time!

don't take that short-cut across the fields though
(Thu 1st Dec 2005, 17:47, More)

oopsy daisy

(Mon 28th Nov 2005, 11:40, More)


(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 15:26, More)

you can run, but you can't hide

(Wed 23rd Nov 2005, 16:19, More)

the transforming of the guard

(Mon 21st Nov 2005, 16:55, More)


(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 0:05, More)

a sneak preview
of some work in progress

cos its going to take me years to finish
click for the flash extravaganza

(Mon 7th Nov 2005, 12:01, More)

oi, wait for us!

with thanks to Mr Gear
(Mon 31st Oct 2005, 17:45, More)

and they're off!

(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 13:48, More)

the Phil Mitchell experiment

(Thu 20th Oct 2005, 13:44, More)

send in the cows!

(Tue 18th Oct 2005, 15:12, More)


(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 14:39, More)

got any beatles mate?

(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 12:21, More)

nee naw

(Wed 12th Oct 2005, 13:43, More)

we demand bigger toys!

(Wed 12th Oct 2005, 11:03, More)

rare archive film footage found

(Wed 5th Oct 2005, 14:26, More)


(Wed 5th Oct 2005, 11:44, More)

(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 18:00, More)

Harrison Ford's bathroom adventure

(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 10:58, More)


(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 23:11, More)

you mad man!

(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 21:57, More)

modern day fairies

(Fri 23rd Sep 2005, 13:21, More)

(Wed 14th Sep 2005, 13:40, More)

life in the bus lane

(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 15:15, More)

oi you!

(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 13:13, More)

good afternoon

(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 15:16, More)


(Thu 1st Sep 2005, 10:59, More)

(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 20:51, More)

now de-shonkified :)
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 14:32, More)

aww - my cat wuvs me

(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 17:02, More)

\( ^ O ^ )/

(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 11:24, More)


(Mon 8th Aug 2005, 13:14, More)


(Sun 7th Aug 2005, 16:32, More)

a fishy tale

(Sat 23rd Jul 2005, 18:26, More)

they always won on sports-day

(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 10:57, More)

rare sighting of yeti

(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 13:43, More)

monkey business

(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 16:38, More)


(Mon 27th Jun 2005, 17:25, More)

she's coming to get you...

(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 13:51, More)

oopsy daisy

(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 14:51, More)

(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 14:13, More)

you always wondered...

(Wed 15th Jun 2005, 14:03, More)


(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 14:17, More)

(Mon 6th Jun 2005, 11:09, More)

hehe, meeow!

(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 13:30, More)

ten years in the making...

(Mon 23rd May 2005, 16:49, More)


(Thu 12th May 2005, 14:08, More)

home time!

(Fri 6th May 2005, 17:37, More)

(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 14:18, More)

after 3 million years of continuous inbreeding

(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 15:42, More)

(Mon 21st Feb 2005, 13:29, More)


another day of boredom

morph & more morph
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 17:33, More)

(Sat 22nd Jan 2005, 0:28, More)

allo allo

revenge of the giant randy Gruber
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 10:17, More)


(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:13, More)

Best answers to questions:

» When animals attack...

I am terrified of spiders and they know this, and torment me by appearing suddenly and chasing me down the road.

One day the biggest hairiest house spider in the world decided to pay me and my brother a visit. Fearing it might grab the fly swatter out of his hand, bro decides to attack it using a can of silver spray-paint - the idea being that the sticky paint would congeal it into a gummy immobile lump.

What it actually did was to create an extremely angry robotic looking uber-spider. It also did a great job of highlighting its horrible hairs making it look twice as big.

The cyber-spider came to a rather grizly end, dancing to death on our stove. All the other spiders know, and plot their sinister revenge.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 15:30, More)

» The Boss

my old boss was certifiable
He was a geniune mentalist. My job interview consisted of me interviewing myself while he sat there nervously mumbling incoherantly and avoiding eye contact.

And that is pretty much how he communicated with everyone. If anyone has seen Ralph Fiennes in the film 'Spider' that is a fairly accurate representation.

Most days he would come in to work at 6 o'clock in the evening in the hope of avoiding any of his employees. On days that we did see him he was usually sitting at his computer in a darkened room with his face inches from the screen, slowly disintegrating. On rare occasions that he did need to talk to us he would creep into the room, stare at the floor and mumble something, then leave before anyone registered that he was actually there.

Then one day he stormed into the office at 9 in the morning and told the accounts woman "If you don't like working here then fuck off!" When she refused to budge he had some kind of brain-spazm and announced that the office was closed and everyone had to leave. So we all sauntered out in bewilderment and went to the pub.

Meanwhile the accounts woman still refused to leave the office until she got paid. Aparently he then scribbled out a cheque for ten thousand pounds and threw it at her, before rushing out and locking her in the office. Being in charge of accounts, she used her time while imprisoned to put her next wages through the system.

A few days later we were treated to the sight of him running around the office being chased by two policemen who wanted a chat.

Happy times...
(Fri 19th Jun 2009, 11:39, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

my brother was a bit of a drug-peddling scallywag back in the day
The local police had been after him for some time. Then one day they raided our house and were delighted to find his modest cannabis plantation and a big pile of unexplained cash in his possession which they confiscated.

They triumphantly took him to court, but because the plants were growing in the spare room they couldn't prove who was actually growing them, so he got off scot-free on a technicality.

The cops were pretty pissed off about that and refused to return my brother's ill-gotten gains. They were even more pissed off when we subsequently took them to court and got all his money back plus legal expenses.

(Fans of justice and karma will be pleased to know that he did eventually spend a little while at her majesty's pleasure for something unrelated)
(Sun 20th Jun 2010, 23:48, More)