I heard a joke the other day:
Why does Heather Mills need all that money anyway? She'll only spend it on handbags and shoe.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:11,
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Also
Pair of cranes.
At least according to gronkpan's scenario.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:16,
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