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# Quite a memespazz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)
# *Peruses last night's boardage*
Wow, epic bandwagon. The dayshifters will be piiiiissed.

Woo to you, BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:36, archived)
# BLD sounds like a sandwich
Bacon Lettuce and Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Brains, linguini and diazepam.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Just another average wednesday night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:50, archived)
# she's been out all night stabbing vampires with her legstake
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Perhaps I have an exaggerated sense of my own importance
but I do feel I share some responsiblity for this outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:55, archived)
# IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:56, archived)
# Noooo, the bandwagon isn't my fault
but I do feel I played some role it the Heather Mills leg-stake coffin-running vampire heart-stab chaos mayhem.

www.b3ta.com/board/9336859
Hahaha gronkpan had her jumping out of trees with her sharpened leg.

Here's the pic that probably legally implicates me. I REGRET IT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:03, archived)
# I think the element of surprise is an important one
also it would allow for a lot of cool one liners as she jumped out

one liners like "hello, i am about to jump out of this tree"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:13, archived)
# ... and "See that tree above us? That was my former location."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:18, archived)
# "vampires, i am intending to land on you with my sharpened wooden leg piercing your heart so if you don't want that to happen you should just be a little bit more careful is all i'm sayin"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:21, archived)
# don't hold onto regrets mofaha
they will be your undoing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:19, archived)
# I'll never forgive her. Such a waste.
A multitude of chances to hop on that prat's chest, plunge
a spiky leg right in, and save us all from that bland egotist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I heard a joke the other day:
Why does Heather Mills need all that money anyway? She'll only spend it on handbags and shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Also
Pair of cranes.
At least according to gronkpan's scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:16, archived)
# Don't be like that, let me tell you an anecdote
about when me and John were writing "Let's Do A Sex In The Road" and I wrote that classic line, "I'm a cheeky chappy, Everything is lovely", and John said -- and this was classic John, this was how we worked together -- John said, "You insipid, self-regarding cunt".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# I'll never forget that day
John had recently disowned his first child and was well on his way to alcohol addiction yet still managed to keep a smile.

I met Linda three days earlier; this was the first time she had shat on the kitchen table.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# As soon as I read this
I thought of Cockweasle's Seinfeld pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:47, archived)
# "HAHA!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 6:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Woo. let me RP
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)