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*steps down of soapbox*
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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It be a shame there now class A with heroin...
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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knows a few places to pick them, or so he says. i may have to tell him to provide me with proof.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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about going out into the country and picking your own drugs.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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unfortuately, these days i just stick to a bit of autumnal scrumping
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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standing on the only dry bit of ground
and being convinced it was my own little island.
good times :D
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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and being convinced it was my own little island.
good times :D
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some bloke managed to convince her that an invisible elephant had her scent and was chasing her down the road. oh, how we laughed
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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where i used to live, there were lifts that the teenagers loved playing in. on this particular day, 2 girls were going up and down, stopping at every floor. i hitched my skirt up over my knockers, backcombed my hair, grabbed my massive butcher knife and pressed the lift button.
then i hid.
the lift stopped at my floor but, as they'd already pressed all the buttons, they were expecting it to stop. what they weren't expecting was for me to jump out just as the door was closing, brandishing my knife at them and making hideous noises.
they screamed, they ran, i laughed so much a bit of wee came out.
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Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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then i hid.
the lift stopped at my floor but, as they'd already pressed all the buttons, they were expecting it to stop. what they weren't expecting was for me to jump out just as the door was closing, brandishing my knife at them and making hideous noises.
they screamed, they ran, i laughed so much a bit of wee came out.