If only he'd had an iPhone...
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:41,
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He was more than halfway there.
He was already a total fucking wanker, after all, and had a few bob to spare, so he had all the necessary qualifications.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46,
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