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[challenge entry] For elephant enthusiasts everywhere

From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# i quite like that.
*takes elephant gun down from above mantle*
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# So how is that subterranean lair working out for you?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# you tell me.
*shines light through self*
oh yes.
=D
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# ives!!
Hello sir! :D
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hefferlumps
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I like elephants
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# But...
...could you eat a whole one?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yes
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Would you like
a side salad with that?
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# and bread
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# iWould buy this iF iWere iN iNdia
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I would buy an iPhone for this
and suffer the mockery.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# *points*
elephant spotter!
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# This reminds me of Enoch Powell's "It's not an elephant! It's not an elephant!" interview (1990s sometime, I think)
which was a tad more enjoyable than his other memorable contribution.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# If only he'd had an iPhone...
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# He was more than halfway there.
He was already a total fucking wanker, after all, and had a few bob to spare, so he had all the necessary qualifications.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)