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[challenge entry] LOLS!


Now I see it up here I realise that the original joke I had thought up was forgotten and I clearly got distracted :(

Sorry b3ta.

From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
It is useful to be 2 people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# It was a gift you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# mahahah!
did you keep the receipt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# No.
:(

Why are you all so horrible to me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# awww sushi
*soothes inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Fuck you!
You don't even care :(

*cuts self* ;)

If I was a girl you would well pander to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Earl? Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
You are ace at these ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Stop mocking me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I really wasn't
probably!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck you! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I already clicked that, and the robot one
you knobend!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Course you did :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Sweedish much?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I hadn't even thought about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Sorry for TJ
Im currently in my Uni library (very empty as its not term time) but Ide rather be at home, sadly Virgin Media forgot to send me a wirless router/modem.. I do how ever have a BT Home Hub 2.0..which isnt compatible with the virgin connection..I was informed by a BT engineer however that if I "get inside it and change the settings" I could connect.. ive googled etc, ( i gues my search terms are shite) cant find anything that looks like it can help.. Is there a B3tan in shining armour going to save me?! Ive got TF2 and Portal which Ive been waiting to download for 3 weeks now!!

Thanks in advance!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Thank you for your kind comments about my post :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ah shit, sorry... Having no internet, and having to be quiet in a library is making my an oaf
I do indeed enjoy your image Mr. Redsushi... Or Mr. Redoosheee as I always automaticly read it as in my head for some reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Well you read it wrong you fucking idiot....
*flounces off and deletes everything in his profile* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Have you tried hitting it with a hammer*?
*don't hit it with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Have you tried phoning Virgin Media to ask for a wireless router/modem?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# 3-5 days the bastards... I WANT TF2 NOW!
looks like you can hack the old BT home hub,but not the 2.0 that ive got..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You should be able to change the connection settings quite easily.
You just have to know what they are!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Try something like this
Does the router connect, e.g. the DSL and internet light come on?

If not check these settings.

Enter your "password" and "broadband username" which ends with (your email address)@adsl.virgin.net where asked in the router setup.

Virgin ADSL off-net generic settings.

VPI = 0 (Virtual Path Identifier)

VCI = 38 (Virtual Channel Identifier)

ADSL Modulation = Auto

Encapsulation Mode = PPP over ATM (PPPoA - RFC2364)

MUX (Multiplexing)= VC

MTU = 1458 (or even default of 1500 or Auto)

DHCP Server:- enable
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I will lavish you with buscuits and tea and beer if this works
if it doesn't you're still a hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I just read somewhere that some BT routers are "fixed" to BT as an ISP, which is pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# He did say that this version wasn't as secure in that respect than the others
so might work.. anyway I'm off to get pissed. Ta for your help!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I know this may be a crazy suggestion,
but why not enjoy a few days of not being shackled to the internets?

It might be fun. Also, waiting for the router from Virgin Media will at least mean that you will have support.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# true.. but Ive kind of been doing that for the last few weeks
minus, the couple of times I ripped lap tops out of friends hands etc to get my FaceBook fix...

Also, I miss b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# What heresy is this?
*hugs laptop* I'll never leave you, internet, I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# you appear to have mistaken us for people who
a) understand all that
c) a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# was hoping some one out there might
Cos when he said "get inside it".. i genuily had images of opening the front and playing with wires at first..(im tired.. the engineer woke me up at 8.30 today..causing me to run to check the phone line, locking my self out of my room..then having to nap on a sofa in nowt but my undies in a cold room till the letting agents offices opened up and I could get them..laughing their tits off..to come let me back in my room)

Not a good day :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm concerned that talking with you might cause my day to go horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm gonna go buy a paper and go to the pub in a bit
nice and safe there.. get some hammered I wont be bored for the rest of the evening...

But please steal some of my bad luck.. the amounts of times ive said "well this is just fucking typical isnt it!" recently is getting beyond a joke..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *dons biohazard suit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)