what do you so if a bird shits on your car?
don't take her out again.
(except, this is highly unlikely as I don't drive.)
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rob,
Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:19,
archived)
why was the sand embarrassed?
because the sea weed.
har de har
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pep,
Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:24,
archived)