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# he stole your lighter
I saw him do it... now he's off to impress the school kids by making smoke rings... out of leather and thorns
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hullo Professor!
At least you're not dead.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# wotcha sweet cheeks
I'm not far off, I'm in Malaysia
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Don't drink the water!
That is pretty far off actually. In fact you couldn't get much further.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I meant not far off being dead
but yes - you are factually correct. Have a prize of your own choosing - but if ou want the rest of my ice lolly you'll have to be quick because I'm nearly down to the stick.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# TOO LATE
ha ha ha ah ah ahahah ahaha hajjhl

how's you anyway?
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Can I have your stick?
I'm fine and dandy thankyouverymuchandyourself?
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I'll push it into the drive hole later
I'm not too bad thanks. things is good and the world is enjoying me walking around it and making nice comments. I'm to the North of KL just now an it's very nie. Was up the KL tower and under the Petronas towers today... what else... erm taxi drivers are a bit cuntish. food's pretty good... had a very good weekend.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This is exactly what you put on your postcard :(
word for word.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# different words costs extra
this is the omnibus edition
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)